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If opposite lock persists for over 4 hours, please consult a doctor. This is a serious adverse side effect, and means that your tires are getting worn out.
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"Right foot paralysis has been seen in some patients due to lack of lift."
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alternative names...
"Driftemol" (drift 'em all)
"Driftuforia" (drift euphoria)
"Driftiphex" (drift effects)
"Driftophine HCl" (drifto fiend burner)
"PolyDriftophine Devulcanizol" (multi drift fiend tire destroyer)
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"If you stay on the rev-limiter for too long, it can cause a serious drop in oil pressure."
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Caution: The operation of high-performance automobiles and motorcycles is highly recommended while taking this drug. Use of this drug will result in periods of euphoric tire smoke generation and angry neighbors. Utter disregard for tire durability, and vehicle drivetrain can lead to costly garage visits. Please use this drug irresponsibly.
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I cant but help thinking of nacho cheese doritos.